Solid selfie of me and my horse.
i can imagine that this is the face of an employee at a thrift shop when white boys burst in singing macklemore
i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before
This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.
my favourite part of this is
a lot of people think that a guy’s foot size is directly related to his dick’s size
so by all accounts, Kristoff was asking how well-endowed Hans was
All men subconsciously compare themselves to other men they hear about so he was also subtly hinting he’s got a big ding dong